Pretending...

Earlier today while getting ready to go return the "Thomas the Train" movie to the Redbox...

Maddy: Mommy I want to keep it.

Me: Well we can't keep it because it's not ours, it belongs to the store and that would be stealing.

Maddy: Well *pause* we could pretend to steal it.

Me: No we can't do that.

Maddy: We could just hide it.

Me: No we can't do that either, we have to take it back.

Maddy: But I really like it and want to keep it.

A conversation about stealing follows...