Funnies: Broccoli and Carrots...

Today Maddy called me in to the bathroom after "taking care of business" for the third time. This was our conversation:

Maddy: "Look Mommy, I pooped again!"
Me: "Wow, you did a good job!"
Maddy: "It is because I eat lots of broccoli."

Later, while I was putting on my makeup...

Maddy: "Mom are you cleaning your eyes?"
Me: "No, I'm putting my makeup on."
Maddy: "Mommy you should eat more carrots so you can see better."

So my secrets are out...these are the kinds of things I tell Maddy to get him to eat his veggies. I guess whatever works right?