Whatever Wednesday: What I Need(According to Google...)

I have seen this on a few other blogs(and Facebook) lately and I thought I would try it just for kicks. What you do is go to Google dot com and type in your name and then "needs." So I typed in "Stephanie needs" and this is what came up...pretty hilarious!

*Stephanie needs some help Look at those pants! Should have stayed on the sidewalk!(Sometimes it's hard OK, give me a break!)
*Stephanie needs to be in a family where there are no other children or animals.(It's a little too late for that.)
*Stephanie needs a strong manly shoulder to lean on.(I thought I had one?)
*Stephanie needs(image)...see below...Doesn't get any better than this...all mapped out for me.

*Stephanie needs a behavior modification approach to deal with some residual effects and strong-willedness," those not taken care of by the Ritalin.(I guess my secret is out.)
*Stephanie Needs Rhinoplasty Surgery.(Thanks for just saying it like it is!)
*Stephanie needs to get the women together in an alliance.(Let's go girls!)
*Stephanie Needs You BAD.(Who?)
*Stephanie needs to get a life!!!!(Totally! If I had one you probably wouldn't be reading this.)
*Stephanie Needs a Date for Valentines Day.(For next year?)
*Stephanie needs help!!(In more ways than you know.)
*Stephanie needs a family who can help her strive to participate in structured recreational and social activities, which are designed to improve peer relations.(Well I am pretty shy...until you get to know me...but this makes me sound pathetic.)
*Stephanie Needs to Pay Attention.(I will try harder.)
*Stephanie needs to know that her feelings are normal and that a sleepy...(Phew! I am normal....wait, is that good? What is normal?)
*Stephanie needs Boost After Relative's Death.(I hope none of my relatives are going to die soon.)
*Stephanie needs a sound proofed home to protect her.(Sound proofed? Is there something I'm missing?)
*Stephanie needs a training bra...(Well thanks, as if I didn't already know my bra size...)
*Stephanie needs to be the next bachelorette, as she is a class act.(Wow, I'm honored...will that make me famous?)
*Stephanie needs someone to take NEW photos for her.(As if I don't take enough!)

If you are in need of a good laugh you should try this!